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(Fun) Christmas Fruit Cake
No preamble needed.........this one is fairly easy !!
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 gallon whisky
Take a large bowl.
Check the whisky again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer;
beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still
OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.If the flied druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350
degrees. Donít forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whisky again.
Go to bed...
Who the hell likes fruit cake anyway !
My thanks to Elliot for sending me this.
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